#99

[grim23]

Last night I watched Zombieland, with Miss Rebecca. This was the 44th of 50 movies I've seen since I started my 101/1001 list. One of the themes of the movie was rules for zombie apocalypse survival, a particular interest for me and others who may read this journal. I'd see that movie again. I've listed the 'official' rules from Wikipedia, as either mentioned in the movie or in a promotional trailer, and the ones filled in by others:

1. Cardio
2. Double Tap
3. Beware of bathrooms
4. Seatbelts
5. Double Knot your Shoelaces
6. Cast Iron Skillet
7. Travel Light
8. Don’t Get Attached
9. It’s a Marathon, Not a Sprint. Unless It’s a Sprint, Then Sprint
10. Pack Your Tide Stain Stick
11. Reload
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Maintain Your Firearms
14. Stay Alert
15. 16oz. Bowling Ball
16. Work as a Team
17. (Don’t) Be a Hero
18. Limber Up
19. Always Carry a Change of Underwear
20. Always Carry a Melee Weapon
21. Use your Peripherals
22. When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out
23. Trust your Instincts
24. Trust No One
25. Purell
26. Shoot fast ones first
27. Beware of Doors
28. Strength in numbers (Drag Zombies out one by one)
29. The Buddy system
30. Sever the Head
31. Check the Back Seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss Army Knife

Oh. Sunscreen doesn't hurt, either.

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