Update - Ten one liners

[grim23]

I just paid off my last student loan.

I continue to pack, move, and simplify, in my Temporary Digs.

I will be living there, starting today.

I have not yet found a Home.

I have been back in the dojo since Tuesday, and training two classes a day, despite some soreness of the knee.


No progress on Dissertation.

No word on Internships.

I am not going to BurningMan.

I will be going to five Salem-Kiezer Volcanoes baseball games with my father, who is visiting this week.

I will be going to a wedding of some friends next week on the east coast, with the beautiful Tamarta.

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Ten one-liners...without punchlines?

[ms-pinkk.livejournal.com]

so I send you this gift?
1~Why did the chicken cross the road ~ to get to the other side
2~Why did George Bush cross the road ~ his d*ck was stuck in a chicken
3~How do you punish Hellen Kellar ~ put her in a round room & tell her to sit in the corner (bad bad pinkk)
4~Why do blondes wear shoulder pads ~ like Oh My Gawd I dunno(head bouncing left and right)
5~How do you drown a blonde ~ scratch & sniff sticker bottom of a pool
6~How do you know a blonde was on your computer ~ the whiteout on the screen
7~How do blondes turn on the lights during sex ~ open the car door
8~What do you call a blonde gone red, brown or anything other than blonde ~ undercover
9~Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory ~ throwing out W's

Okay so they aren't even really funny, butt look how much time we just wasted together ~ and I do enjoy blonde jokes more than I really should, I think, Oh My Gawd I dunno! Ouch ouch ouch ~ t-shirt today
Glad to hear your finding time to enjoy with your Dad and the beautiful Tamarta (your such a lovable guy, all sweet and cute too:>)
The rest can wait till time to hear how your really doing too!

10~How come blonde jokes are one-liners ~ so men can remember them
Ouch very bad pinkkbratt feeling like really totally girly okay so like gag me with a spoon dude oh my gawd ~ that's Radical!
Happy 4th hope it's all fireworks for you Grim
*all love and giggles pinkk*